He stated he understood if he didn’t get it done it would certainly haunt him for the rest of his life, however he simply hasn’t worked out where to put it.

He included that tattoo shops will be shut at the moment anyway because of the lockdown, however he stated he would certainly be first in line once they were open once again.

His pals made him obtain a tattoo of a sausage being dunked right into a bathtub of Lurpak butter – you can possibly presume what motivated it …

Outlining what we really hoped would not require describing, he informed Therednow: “Basically, on a drunken night out I pulled a lady and also we attempted having sex however we needed lube.

However he soon learned the error of his ways when within a day, it reached 460,000 likes and then shortly after that topped 500,000.

Asked whether he regretted it he said: “I have already accepted it, but I’m still stunned that happened so quickly.”

He said he knew if he didn’t get it done it would haunt him for the rest of his life, but he just hasn’t worked out where to put it.

He said his girlfriend might also regret creating the original because she will now have to look at it everyday they are together.

He added that tattoo shops will be closed at the moment anyway because of the lockdown, but he said he would be first in queue once they were open again.

But he did learn one lesson, saying he wouldn’t react on the spur of the moment to such challenges in the future. He said: “Next time, I’ll think about it three times.”

Arguably worse than getting a tattoo of a porn folder is the unlucky lad whose embarrassing sexual exploits will be remembered for the rest of his life.

The guy – who wishes not to be named (can’t say we blame him) – had a bet that he would win his friends’ fantasy football league.

He did indeed lose, and as friends have a knack of doing, they took advantage of intimate knowledge of the 22-year-old’s past, and one night in particular, after which he became known as ‘Butter Boy’.

His pals made him get a tattoo of a sausage being dunked into a tub of Lurpak butter – you can probably guess what inspired it…

Outlining what we hoped wouldn’t need outlining, he told Therednow: “Basically, on a drunken night out I pulled a girl and we tried having sex but we needed lube. I didn’t have any but the girl suggested using butter, so I got the tub of Lurpak. Worked perfectly. Would highly recommend.”

Just don’t make tattoo bets, people.